Scripts

 Centre of England INTER - living room - two lads sat on a sofa - pouring drinks - watching Richard hillman death episode Ned: how many times have you watched this? Stan: like... honestly no clue.  Ned: and this is 2003 right Stan: yeah man  both take a drink  Ned: What an episode, you reckon the Richard hillman storyline is your favourite corrie storyline?  Stan: errrm possibly - so many greats Ned: its defo my fav, from what ive seen  Stan: Yeah all the Platt stuff is great - And just all the little character moments - you know jack and vera - roy and hailey - derek and mavis - curly watts , Percy Sugden- jerry booth, Les Battersby - Hilda Ogden.  Ned: Which ones Hilda Ogden again  Stan: Lived at number 13, with the curlers and-wait its coming up  Both quote the tv:(shouting)  This is it.... I love you!!!!!!!!!!! Both: Classic  Then both laugh  Ned: You reckon were abit sad sat watching old coronation street epsidoes on a Fri...

Driving in a car - Dan in the back - Jason in the font and Brodi in driving seat - parked in an empty car park   Dan: Well its gotta be lesbian innit Jason: Fucking Lesbain? Brodi: I haven't watched Lesbian since I was 13  Dan: what the fuck you on about, Lesbian is the definitive answer.  Jason: No its fucking not  Dan: What do you mean, why you acting like I've said some random frog bdsm shit, Its fucking lesbian.   Jason: Nar, like not to be sexiest, but if there's no dick there's no point,  Brodi: Yeah, like the reason we watch porn is to, ya know fantasies about being in them situations. And your never gonna be in that situation, cuz if you were you'd want to get involved.  Dan: I don't fantisie about it, just like watching it. Thats why its good, cuz ill never get to see it. A window into a world ill never experience Jason: Narr, you know where its at. Armature. Amateur is the best hands down. I dont wanna watch some pornstar with ...

 Names Sally Barry  why should I break up with her? Well id say shes proper mental, manipulative, doesn't let you do anything, isn't that good looking and is a miserable sod. But the main reason is that if you weren't with her youd do more drugs with us. We see a close up of a man putting water in a kettle, he fills the kettle to the very top and switches it on, This is Vinny, he talks to Mike who is off camera. They both seem a bit slow and tired like they've just woken up, waiting for the kettle to boil. The room is dark, with pockets of light shine threw, making the space look warm and cold at the same time.    Vinny  You avin a Coffee Michael?   Mike  Yeah, just milk in mine thanks  Vinny opens up a few cupboards to find the cups, tea and coffee Vinny  Do  you  want one mate? No reply  We still only see Vinny get out the mugs and make the tea. Vinny Fair enough...Michael do you mind what mug you have?  He holds out a s...